The conference of rabbits went as so:
They made a rule that only rabbits were invited.
They lit carrot-scented candles to mark the occasion.
They walked around on two legs sometimes,
a thing only done in like company.
They told jokes only rabbits would get,
and eschewed those using “hare” puns.
Their guest speaker, Peter, gave tips on gardening
They called early adjournment,
as everyone was getting